You're no pirate: - Walk the plank, rapscallion.

I tried to give Athena teddy grahams as a snack: she thought they were great for lining up in a row, talking to, and then pushing them off the table one at a time as she told them all how it is. *sigh*

Also, peanuts do wierd things when microwaved (warmed up Pad Thai for lunch). Still good, just odd-looking & semi-transparent.