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Neugotik Dungeon - heh heh.

Hilarious: your own private dungeon w/all your friends in there: yay.


You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Neugotik. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.


You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...

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You find yourself in a derelict anteroom. You notice a small shrine to doodling.
Propped up against the wall is the Axe of Angelo.
Take the axe

You find yourself in a derelict anteroom. You notice a small shrine to doodling.
Go East

You are walking through a rough-hewn corridor.
Discarded in a corner is the Amulet of Bird Watching.
Take the amulet
Go South

You are in a moss-covered chamber. You hear the sound of writing in the distance.

Byepolarbear the rat guards the western exit (3HP).
Attack Byepolarbear
Go West
You are in a moss-covered chamber. You hear the sound of writing in the distance.

Byepolarbear the rat guards the western exit (3HP).
The monster blocks your way.
Attack Byepolarbear (no)
Go South
You find yourself in a fire-ravaged corridor. There is a stone statue dedicated to neil gaiman.

Novamx3 the owlbear is here (58HP).
Attack Novamx3 (no)

You are walking through a cold tomb. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate ralph waldo emerson.
In the middle of the floor is a figurine of Meus Ovatio.
Take the figurine



You are in an earthen-walled tunnel. Bones are scattered in the shape of museums.

Mrsmodew the minotaur stands before you (66HP). Set in the centre of the floor is a wooden trapdoor.
Attack Mrsmodew

Jump through the trapdoor
Go North

You are walking through a cold tomb. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate ralph waldo emerson.
Go West
You find yourself in a crumbling catacomb. A wooden sign warns of glass.
Go West
You are walking through a cramped cell. On the wall, a coat of arms shows herb gardens and storytelling.
Go South
You find yourself in a grimy passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of sandman.

In an otherwise empty treasure chest is the Crown of Huggiblysoft.
Take the crown

----my status:----
Hit Points: 50
Gold: 0
Inventory:
The Axe of Angelo
The Amulet of Bird Watching
A Figurine of Meus Ovatio
The Crown of Huggiblysoft
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Go West
You are in an echoing cellar. On the wall, a coat of arms shows frédéric boilet and x-ray photography.

Beeky the gelatinous cube quivers before you (46HP).
Attack Beeky (no)
Go West

You are in a damp oubliette. Scrolls about brocade have been pinned to the walls.

Mplscorwin the mind flayer guards the north exit (57HP).
Attack Mplscorwin (no)

Go North
You are in a damp oubliette. Scrolls about brocade have been pinned to the walls.

Mplscorwin the mind flayer guards the north exit (57HP).
The monster blocks your way.
Attack Mplscorwin
Go East
You are in an echoing cellar. On the wall, a coat of arms shows frédéric boilet and x-ray photography.

Beeky the gelatinous cube quivers before you (46HP).
Attack Beeky (no)
Go East

You find yourself in a grimy passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of sandman.
Go North
You are walking through a cramped cell. On the wall, a coat of arms shows herb gardens and storytelling.
Go North
You find yourself in a crystalline tunnel. You notice some graffiti about jerry uelsmann.

Resting on a plinth is a scroll marked 'SOCCER'.
Read the scroll
You read the scroll marked 'SOCCER'. It shows a map


Go East
You are in a torchlit tomb.

Neugotik the leprechaun is here (2HP).
Attack Neugotik
You are in a torchlit tomb.

Neugotik the leprechaun is here (2HP).
You attack Neugotik with your axe, and miss.
Neugotik attacks you for 2HP damage.
You attack Neugotik with your axe, and hit them for 5HP damage. They die.

Neugotik was carrying 10 gold pieces.
Go North
You are walking through a dark corridor. A plaque on the wall mentions children.
In the dead hand of an earlier adventurer is the Sword of Morgantisofkent.
Take the sword
----my status:----
Hit Points: 48
Gold: 10
Inventory:
The Axe of Angelo
The Amulet of Bird Watching
A Figurine of Meus Ovatio
The Crown of Huggiblysoft
The Sword of Morgantisofkent
---------------

You find yourself in a fire-ravaged corridor. There is a stone statue dedicated to neil gaiman.
Novamx3 the owlbear is here (58HP).
Attack Novamx3 (no)

Go North
Go North
Go North
You find yourself in a cobwebbed armoury. You notice a small shrine to botany.

Beside the entrance is a potion marked 'SANDMAN'.
Quaff the potion
You quaff the potion marked 'SANDMAN'. It tastes like old books.
Go West
You find yourself in an abandoned corridor. The mosaic floor shows linguistics.

Therightwaye the zombie guards the western exit (34HP).
Attack Therightwaye (no)
Therightwaye the zombie guards the western exit (34HP).
The monster blocks your way.
Attack Therightwaye (yes)

Therightwaye the zombie guards the western exit (34HP).
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and miss.
Therightwaye attacks you for 7HP damage.
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and hit them for 6HP damage.
Therightwaye attacks you and misses.
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and hit them for 7HP damage.
Therightwaye attacks you and misses.
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and hit them for 5HP damage.
Therightwaye attacks you for 7HP damage.
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and hit them for 8HP damage.
Therightwaye attacks you for 7HP damage.
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and hit them for 6HP damage.
Therightwaye attacks you for 6HP damage.
You attack Therightwaye with your sword, and hit them for 7HP damage. They die
.

Therightwaye was carrying 4 gold pieces.
----my status:----
Hit Points: 21
Gold: 14
Inventory:
The Axe of Angelo
The Amulet of Bird Watching
A Figurine of Meus Ovatio
The Crown of Huggiblysoft
The Sword of Morgantisofkent
---------------

Go West
You are walking through a spider-webbed fissure.
Go South
You are walking through a gloomy corridor. Bones are scattered in the shape of hiking.

Amid debris on the floor is a potion marked 'PURPLEKY'.
Quaff the potion
You quaff the potion marked 'PURPLEKY'. You suffer a momentary vision of menagerie.
Go South
You find yourself in a circular cellar. You notice a small shrine to bad religion.

In the middle of the floor is a potion marked 'UNASPENSER'.
Quaff the potion
You quaff the potion marked 'UNASPENSER'. It tastes foul.
Go North
You are walking through a gloomy corridor. Bones are scattered in the shape of hiking.
Go West
You find yourself in an enormous armoury.

Epidemic99 the floating eye guards the north exit (17HP).
Attack Epidemic99(no)
Go North
Epidemic99 the floating eye guards the north exit (17HP).
The monster blocks your way.
Attack Epidemic99(yes)
----my status:----
Hit Points: 16
Gold: 14
Inventory:
The Axe of Angelo
The Amulet of Bird Watching
A Figurine of Meus Ovatio
The Crown of Huggiblysoft
The Sword of Morgantisofkent
---------------

You attack Epidemic99 with your sword, and hit them for 7HP damage.
Epidemic99 glares at you, paralyzing you for a moment.
You attack Epidemic99 with your sword, and miss.
Epidemic99 glares at you, paralyzing you for a moment.
You attack Epidemic99 with your sword, and hit them for 6HP damage.
Epidemic99 glares at you, paralyzing you for a moment.
You attack Epidemic99 with your sword, and hit them for 4HP damage. They die.

Epidemic99 was carrying 10 gold pieces.
Go North
You are in an earthen-walled tomb.

Tarq the floating eye is here (13HP).
Attack Tarq (yes)
You attack Tarq with your sword, and hit them for 7HP damage.

Tarq glares at you, paralyzing you for a moment.
You attack Tarq with your sword, and hit them for 7HP damage. They die.

Tarq was carrying 8 gold pieces.
Go North
You are in a freezing cold catacomb. Crude images of dead can dance are daubed on the walls.

Hanging from the wall is the Shield of Envoy.
Wear the shield
Go West
You are walking through a black-granite gallery. There is a stone statue dedicated to topiary.

Hanging from the wall is the Axe of Menagerie.
Take the axe
Go West
You are in a black-granite torture chamber.

Resting on a plinth is a potion marked 'GUT'.
Quaff the potion
You quaff the potion marked 'GUT'. It tastes foul. (I loose 4 hp)
You are in a low-ceilinged fissure. Crude images of anime are daubed on the walls.

Amid debris on the floor is the Sceptre of Gardening.
Take the sceptre
Go East
Go South

You find yourself in a candlelit anteroom. Across one wall is a faded fresco of medieval clothing.

Discarded in a corner is a potion marked 'TOPIARY'.
Quaff the potion
You quaff the potion marked 'TOPIARY'. You feel better.
Go West
You are in a spider-webbed maze of passages.

Dusty Miller the zombie stands before you (33HP).
Attack Dusty Miller(no)
Go West
You find yourself in an enormous chamber. You hear the sound of socrates in the distance.

Phydleena the nymph guards the southern exit (21HP).
Attack Phydleena(no)
Go East
Go East

You find yourself in a candlelit anteroom. Across one wall is a faded fresco of medieval clothing.
Go East

You are in a candlelit fountain room. The mosaic floor shows books.

Throwingstardna the nymph stands before you (28HP).
Attack Throwingstardna (no)
You find yourself in a derelict library. You notice a chiselled epitaph to photography.

There are 15 gold pieces here.
Take the gold
You find yourself in a crystalline fissure. You hear the sound of brian froud in the distance.
Go South

You are in a sloping corridor.
Go South
You are in a stalagmite-filled cave. You hear the sound of children in the distance.
Go South
You are in a damp oubliette. Scrolls about brocade have been pinned to the walls.

Mplscorwin the mind flayer guards the north exit (57HP).
Attack Mplscorwin (no)
(go east, go east, pass Beeky again, go east):
You are walking through an abandoned dining hall.

Msgillian the minotaur is here (71HP).
Attack Msgillian (no)

You find yourself in a fire-ravaged corridor. There is a stone statue dedicated to neil gaiman.

Novamx3 the owlbear is here (58HP).
Attack Novamx3(yes)
------------------my status----------------
Hit Points: 21
Gold: 47
Inventory:
The Axe of Angelo
The Amulet of Bird Watching
A Figurine of Meus Ovatio
The Crown of Huggiblysoft
The Sword of Morgantisofkent
The Shield of Envoy
The Axe of Menagerie
The Sceptre of Gardening
---------------------------------------------------
You attack Novamx3 with your sword, and hit them for 5HP damage.

Novamx3 attacks you, but your shield protects you. (game hangs)
You attack Novamx3 with your sword, and hit them for 9HP damage.

Novamx3 attacks you for 11HP damage.(game hangs –resetting points each time)
Novamx3 the owlbear is here (39HP).
You attack Novamx3 with your sword, and hit them for 5HP damage.

Novamx3 attacks you for 11HP damage.
You have died in the Dungeon of Neugotik

You were killed in a fire-ravaged corridor by Novamx3 the owlbear, whilst carrying...
the Axe of Angelo, the Amulet of Bird Watching, a Figurine of Meus Ovatio, the Crown of Huggiblysoft, the Sword of Morgantisofkent, the Shield of Envoy, the Axe of Menagerie, the Sceptre of Gardening and 47 gold pieces.
Score: 111


Or to invite people into the dungeon, just link to http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon?user=Neugotik

I died in the Dungeon of Neugotik

I was killed in a fire-ravaged corridor by Novamx3 the owlbear, whilst carrying...

the Axe of Angelo, the Amulet of Bird Watching, a Figurine of Meus Ovatio, the Crown of Huggiblysoft, the Sword of Morgantisofkent, the Shield of Envoy, the Axe of Menagerie, the Sceptre of Gardening and 47 gold pieces.

Score: 111

Explore the Dungeon of Neugotik and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

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