ha ha -partial excerpt in italics is swiped from sonjaaa's post about this

Toronto Canada to Amsterdam Europe via googlemaps:

23.
Merge onto Atlantic Ave 1.2 km
3 mins
24.
Turn right at Central St 0.2 km
25.
Turn right at Long Wharf 0.2 km
26.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 5,572 km
29 days 0 hours

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27.
Slight right at E05 0.8 km
2 mins
28.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.2

awesome.